We Peacefully Marched for America on the UChicago Quad. Here’s Why
Since UChicago would not promptly shut down the encampment and reinstall the American flag on the Quad’s central flagpole, we...
Is God Queer? UChicago’s Religious Studies Department Wants to Know
This week, UChicago released its course listings for the autumn quarter of the upcoming academic year. One of the classes...
Col. Douglas Macgregor Slams the ‘Ideology of Perpetual War,’ Criticizes American Moral Decadence
Last month, U.S. Army Colonel Douglas Macgregor spoke to the Serbian American Voters Alliance at the New Gračanica Monastery in...
UChicago’s Chief of Surgery Smeared Governor Ron DeSantis as Anti-Semitic for Criticizing George Soros. This Hurts Jews like Me
Knowing that freedom-loving Americans want nothing to do with indiscriminate bombing in the Middle East, Marxian economic systems, or Soros’...
Our Predictions for a Historic Super Bowl LVII
Super Bowl LVII pits the Kansas City Chiefs against the Philadelphia Eagles in a matchup sure to excite. Here, we...
BREAKING: UChicago Institute of Politics to Host Anti-White Racial Separatist for Tyre Nichols Event
After the death of Tyre Nichols, the Institute of Politics’ upcoming speaker said, “y’all should pop yo shit tomorrow, Memphis.”
Revolutionize the Student Loan System: A Modest Proposal
To rectify America’s student debt crisis, we propose phasing out the Department of Education’s (DoE) federal student loan program and...
How Liz Cheney Lied to Me at an IOP Event
In 2022, Representative Cheney still promotes long-debunked claims and conspiracy theories that led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands....
At NatCon, Corporate Press Clashes with Truth
The Thinker attended the third annual National Conservatism Conference (NatCon), which the Edmund Burke Foundation held in Miami, Florida, over...
UChicago Is America’s Best College for Free Speech, FIRE Says
UChicago, America’s sixth-best college, is the best for free speech. Whether it will retain that title for much longer is...
